I have no idea how. This is my miserable (and heavily edited) attempt.
Did I show you my blog?
Me says:
I have a blog now
Me says:
http://www.walkerjon.com/
Wilma says:
No, now I know. Will it be full of
Me says:
No, I actually use my real name
Wilma do you use TWITTER?
Wilma says:
Bo, I do not have a blog
Wilma says:
I do not want THEM to know about my life. The man!
Wilma says:
You are in videos!
Me says:
yes, they are not good
Me says:
Please comment on my blog
Me says:
And sign up for Twitter, it is cool
Me says:
http://twitter.com/home
Wilma says:
http://www.walkerjon.com/social-media-is-a-myth.html#comments
Me says:
*sound of laughter*
Me says:
twitter is very easy
Wilma says:
Yeah, but I have little need for it.
Me says:
It's good
Me says:
I am on it
Wilma says:
Its sort of shoutbox, I can sent messages to you here
Me says:
yes but Twitter is good, we could get other people to sign up, it is good for that
Wilma says:
But why, why do I need a twitter.
Me says:
for giggles and lolz
Me says:
it is actually quite good
Me says:
it's like a huge chatroom
Wilma says:
I am scared of people.
Me says:
they can't hurt you Wilma, they are on the internet
Me says:
they are not real
Me says:
go on, sign up and I will say hello!
Wilma says:
Not right now. I would need a reason to have that, some site or something.
Me says:
but but I am on it, isn't that a reason?
Wilma says:
Are you planning to have news reads on videos regulary?
Me says:
nah probably not
Wilma says:
But I can talk to you here!
Me says:
everyone said it was [not as good as it could have been]
Me says:
yes but on Twitter there can be othger people joining in, popping in and out
Wilma says:
You jsut need to work on it, do not give up.
Me says:
Trying to get Fred on - tell him to join
Me says:
I am encouraging him
Wilma says:
You read it all well, just need to articulate it a bit like news readers, pacing and stuff.
Me says:
he is resistant
Fred has been added to the conversation.
Wilma says:
Fred do not join Twitter, its a sceme.
Fred says:
Yes, I know!
Wilma says:
Scheme!
Me says:
wha???
Me says:
you just fear change!
Wilma says:
“Me” wants me to join too. Not doing it!
Wilma says:
Yes, I fear the change.
Me says:
awww but it's good
Me says:
Wilma says:
I am fairly neurotic and paranoid, I do fear the change a lot!
Wilma says:
I just do not know what good it would be. I am not on the Facebook as I hate the MAN and other nosy people too.
Me says:
I also hate the man
Wilma says:
Mostly just the idea of someone collecting my social network as some sort of database. Altough I guess MSN and some other parties could have done it in some fashion.
Wilma says:
But I think I do not need twitter. I see no real reason!
Fred says:
“Me” = THE MAN
Me says:
How could I convince you?
Me says:
I am going to blog about your refusal to join Twitter
Me says:
Have I shown you my blog?
Fred says:
You have not!
Me says:
I have a blog now, please comment
Me says:
http://www.walkerjon.com/
Wilma says:
I commented already.
Me says:
yes thank you, it was a very wise comment
Wilma says:
I put a lot to it.
Me says:
It made me re-think a lot of things
Fred says:
Your blog needs pictures of kittens